Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Conversations With The Drunk Laugher (Part 2)

AC : What'd you think of girls showing skin deliberately by wearing low length clothes and making a big deal of it when somebody sees them that way?

DL : It's a very subconscious thing ya... If they show skin, why do you want to see it?

AC : Heh. Once a pervert always a pervert. My credentials are valid, proven.

DL : Ya right!!

AC : But tell me why do you girls wear such clothing then? And esssspecially girls on bikes. They keep pulling their t-shirts every 2 seconds. And let's not even delve into the topic of low rise jeans and visible ass-lines... Hehe.

DL : Balls...

AC : The point being, if you are wearing clothing which shows skin, why get uncomfortable and complain? Hold on, let me just note this down. I'm gonna put it up on my blog.

DL : You're actually writing this? You're mad yaar.

AC : Where's the doubt?

Voices and Smells-

Mu minus lambda...
The characteristic smell of dried leaves burning. Yen catch maga... Wisps of smoke, leaves burning...
Probability with p...

The leaves reflect sustained bursts of light centered around 4293 Angstrom Units. The rays of the nuclear fusion powered sun beat down, insolating my skin with precious heat. In the distance, the exquisite pattern of the sprinkler watering the lawns reminds me of the differential equation modelling Simple Harmonic Motion.


AC : Beautiful no?

DL : Yeah.

AC : I guess it's about how deeply you can observe what's in front of you. And how deeply you want to immerse yourself.

DL : Ok ok... In fact topless women were common in the early and middle ages. It's only after the the Aryans entered India that these practices have stopped. Hai na?

AC : ***Scratches head*** That would be Topless Dravidians or Aryans? Dravidians right?

DL : Haan.

AC : Hey. I'm a Dravidian! Well, whaddayaknow!

DL : Arre then What am I? ***Confused look*** Haan, Dravidian... Arre mein kya bol raheen hoon yaar? I'm an aryan... I wonder who I descended from... Who were my ancestors three thousand years back? Where did I come from?

AC : ***Smirks*** We are all children of the stars...

DL : What???

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

once a pervert always a pervert..thats so true :-)..btw ur poem Full Moon Tonight is simply brilliant..

Shadow said...

Sheeesh man. Now you got me feeling thirsty.

Anonymous said...

And let's not even delve into the topic of low rise jeans and visible ass-lines...

Eh yaake maga? why not delve into it? It is such an interesting subject!

A Chrysanthemum by any other name... said...

IF there is dhool on ur dad then its stardust

Anonymous said...

@Anthemum : Hehe. :-)

@Finchey : Ladies and gentlemen, may I now present the hmm-able radish...

Anonymous said...

i cannot believe you actually wrote it
All i remember is the rotating sprinkler!!!