One-Liners
True love is like a pillow you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain and you can embrace when you're happy. So when you need true love, spend Rs.50/- and Buy a Pillow.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
If they don't have Chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
God made Grass, Man made Booze. Whom do you trust?
Home is where the Television is.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Never Drink and Derive.
I don't have a License to Kill. I have a Learner's Permit.
No trees were killed in the creation of this blog post. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
If they don't have Chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
God made Grass, Man made Booze. Whom do you trust?
Home is where the Television is.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Never Drink and Derive.
I don't have a License to Kill. I have a Learner's Permit.
No trees were killed in the creation of this blog post. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
2 comments:
Drink and Derive.
Superb.
Re: right-left
I've heard a similar one ,it goes
"Two wrongs don't make a right, three lefts do"
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