Of bust ops...
A coupla days ago, I, royally seated on my two wheeled noble steed (Maya, for those of you who have seen/known her), was exploring the mysterious areas in-and-around Hosur Road.
Bus Stop 1 proudly says: Lakkasandra
5 kms ahead, another bus stop captures my interest. The bus stops in between are of no consequence and can be safely ignored.
Bus Stop 2 proudly says: Jakkasandra
Now, we have 'akkasandra' in common, prefixed by an L and a J in that order. "Something is amiss." thought the well tuned research oriented scientific mind of the Doctor of Philosophy in Scatology, on his way back from the perilous journey.
Ergo, I postulate that there exists a certain area Kakkasandra.
And to prove me right, there was Forum mall on my right hand side. Yes, the loos in forum are amply used by various people heading to take a dump. Age, race, gender no bar. Just take a dump baar baar. Truly, Kakkasandra.
Of course, one might argue that the result arises from a very flawed application of Mathematical Induction and contorted logic theory.
Then again, they don't call me the Arcane Crapper for nothing.
Bus Stop 1 proudly says: Lakkasandra
5 kms ahead, another bus stop captures my interest. The bus stops in between are of no consequence and can be safely ignored.
Bus Stop 2 proudly says: Jakkasandra
Now, we have 'akkasandra' in common, prefixed by an L and a J in that order. "Something is amiss." thought the well tuned research oriented scientific mind of the Doctor of Philosophy in Scatology, on his way back from the perilous journey.
Ergo, I postulate that there exists a certain area Kakkasandra.
And to prove me right, there was Forum mall on my right hand side. Yes, the loos in forum are amply used by various people heading to take a dump. Age, race, gender no bar. Just take a dump baar baar. Truly, Kakkasandra.
Of course, one might argue that the result arises from a very flawed application of Mathematical Induction and contorted logic theory.
Then again, they don't call me the Arcane Crapper for nothing.
17 comments:
oh my!!! funny (now take that gun away from my temple)
this ure blog has become Bakbaksandra... crapper had crapped here!
eowwww makkasandra!!!
ha ha ha...hilarious
And may I take the opportunity to complain as well...? ;)
→ Tussu: Hehehe... True, but bakbaksandra doesn't fit in the framework. :P
→ Prude: Dunno about makka, but kakka is definitely a reality. And yes, you may complain. I've generally been busy with life. :)
heh. Still havent had a ride on Maya i think.
Sigh. I miss the loos at Forum. Many an enlightening moment there.
i said somewhere that you haven't stopped being arcane.
wow. you haven't stopped being crapper either.
whaaw.
here is to the consistency of your schism.
actually. your moniker doesn't exhibit schism tendencies. they are fairly complementary.
so, here is to the consistency of your nomenclature.
yeah.
I know Lakkasadnra. There is a Bhelpuri shop there which opens at 6pm every day. The masala puri there is heavenly.
I stay near Jakkasandra. I used to get off my the bus everyday there on the back from school/college for the past 15 years.
And Kakkasandra, it takes somebody like you to come up with.
It's odd how in all these years, I never thought about the possibility.
I miss Jakkasandra and Lakkasandra. I never thought I would.
Are you sure you want to pursue physics?
I think Scat Archeology is more up your street bwoy. I approve.
blah.
you are very wasted. when are you going to get bored of all your tikka type jokes???
huh?
when??
But then again, there can be no Kakkasandra without a, er, well, an 'opening'.
Thikkasandra, perhaps?
che... you disappointed me on this one. Not like you did the ones above me in this box, though. Since I am somewhat aware of your interest of physics, symbology and realted subjects, I thought of two things as soon as I read "Something is amiss." I knew the (now infamous) "k" was involved...
1. Since the bus stops in between weren't "of any consequence," I'd thought you would thereby conclude that all of those can be, symbolically, treated as part of a group called "kakkasandra," and that'd put order to things. That didn't happen.
2. You checked the distance between the J'sandra and the L'sandra, and then travelled to the half-way point to make sure you didn't miss a k'sandra, and then carry on from there. But that didn't happen, either.
And then you went on to say something totally aaf da waal, laude ke baal! But then I realized you weren't arcane crapper for nothing. And then I read the last sentence of the post.
But then, I am still begninning to think... if your scato-archeological site k'sandra were in-fact to be situated somewhere between the present locations of J'sandra and L'sandra, and you could verify by intense research that a certain person "sandra" actually had used the facility that is currently built at that site, THENNN my friend, THEN! that would've been true justice - symbolically, order-ly, factually, and name-ly. And THAT! my friend, would've been the most MASTEROUS piece of research and woudl've gone down in history as one of the Crappiest. But, alas! :( *dejected*
Nikhil's comment = funnier than post.
:D
Where you been, boy.
lot of kakkus I see...
U are very research oriented...
Pride...
oh my!!! LOOse!!!
i am going to keep tellin meself that i dont have to remember this the next time i pass forum...no no no!
Nutter!
You need to live in Bum-asandra!
Bommasandra is already there though :)
Love it :)
Post a Comment