Friday, April 27, 2007

I Disappear

Ocean pulls me close
And whispers in my ear
The destiny I've chose
All becoming clear

The currents have their say
The time is drawing near
Washes me away
Makes me disappear

And I descend from grace
In arms of undertow
I will take my place
In the great below

-> Trent Reznor


I feel the need to disappear.
Till the time my life turns out for the better...
This is the end, my beautiful friend.

Peace.

666 MB of free disk space on K drive.

Partition of the beast?

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Of bust ops...

A coupla days ago, I, royally seated on my two wheeled noble steed (Maya, for those of you who have seen/known her), was exploring the mysterious areas in-and-around Hosur Road.

Bus Stop 1 proudly says: Lakkasandra

5 kms ahead, another bus stop captures my interest. The bus stops in between are of no consequence and can be safely ignored.

Bus Stop 2 proudly says: Jakkasandra

Now, we have 'akkasandra' in common, prefixed by an L and a J in that order. "Something is amiss." thought the well tuned research oriented scientific mind of the Doctor of Philosophy in Scatology, on his way back from the perilous journey.

Ergo, I postulate that there exists a certain area Kakkasandra.

And to prove me right, there was Forum mall on my right hand side. Yes, the loos in forum are amply used by various people heading to take a dump. Age, race, gender no bar. Just take a dump baar baar. Truly, Kakkasandra.

Of course, one might argue that the result arises from a very flawed application of Mathematical Induction and contorted logic theory.

Then again, they don't call me the Arcane Crapper for nothing.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

I have stopped growing
and I have stopped thinking
I must be dead
and this must be hell.

As the answer endeth, a question spawned thee to life.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: Macha, what's the agenda for tomo...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: Wha...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: What the fuck is wrong with you gu...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: Assho...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: You guys have gone mad or wha...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: Fuck you man! I'm going ho...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Chunnu: (Thoroughly irritated) Ok, BHAAAAA...

AC, Harsha: BHAAALLLLS!

Gone are the days when I could gang up and verbally ambush friends.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Bravity

Bravity - A mysterious and fundamental force of nature wherein physical consciousness is attracted to what lies beneath a bra. Attractive force under normal conditions... Repulsion is exhibited in the case of those monstrous nigga mamas. Effects can be predicted by analyzing the curvature of spacetime around the source in what is now called the general theory of strip-it-ivity...

Note to myself: DO NOT put up dumb pj's on the blog.