Wisdom Of Confucius

Confucius Says :

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Panties not best thing on earth
But next to best thing on earth

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

Girl who ride bicycle
Peddle ass all over town

He who have last laugh
Not get joke

Man who drop watch in toilet
Bound to have shitty time

Man who go to bed with itchy asshole
Wake with stinky finger

Naked man fear no pickpocket.