A Very Promising World

Mega-Dammit!!! Bloody cops! Caught me off for supposedly crossing a yellow line kathe... Let them shove their bloody cop-isms up their jumbo-sized orally antipodal orifice. Waste of 300 bucks!! Bastards... Chooth Fatangs...

Bloody Hutch bastards... Only 200 free messages every day. Bigtime jh****

Anyways... I think I'll sit back and watch "Asterix In Britain" on my kampoothar...